at target. mark is headed for the check out line, i’m trailing behind. i notice these shorts…
me: seriously?! the crotch is longer than the length. who wears these? who actually fits into these? zoey?
mark glances back and just shrugs, clearly not interested.
me: they’d only cover one of my ass cheeks.
mark: {snaps his head around, grins and wiggles his eyebrows} awww yeah. get em.
i did not. you’re welcome.

boys……..:)
Muahahaha. You could get them and just wear them for him. You know. A little surprise. :)
Oh man, I saw those exact same shorts last time I was there and for the first time totally realized I Am Old. Lol.
You’re starting to sound like the mother of a daughter…
“you’re welcome” lol. you are funny
if i had your figure, i’d wear them!