he said she said // on a saturday afternoon

it’s saturday afternoon.  mark has just put the baby down for a nap.  i’m on my way upstairs, he’s on his way down.  we have this conversation outside her bedroom door…

me:  {whispering} i’m drying your jeans
mark:  {whispering loudly} what?!
me:  {whispering even louder} i’m drying your jeans!
mark:  you wiped with our sheets?!

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later that afternoon…

mark is downstairs with the baby, i am upstairs getting ready for mother’s day dinner.  mark comes upstairs, sans baby. 

me:  where’s zoey?
mark:  downstairs.
me:  where?  in her high chair?
mark:  no.
me:  in the living room playing with her toys?  honey, she’s probably crawling around the kitchen looking for you!
mark:  {silence}

and then…

mark:  she’s probably made it out to the garage by now.

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